Hulu whining.

Although I occasionally find a watchable cinematic gem or two on Hulu, I have to say their movie collection largely sucks. It's mostly composed of really old movies, really crap movies, and really obscure movies. Much of the content of the first two categories I named (really old, really crap) can also be listed in the third (really obscure.)
I know Hulu is probably almost always used for watching TV shows, but I don't like most TV shows, and would usually rather watch a movie. I hope Hulu's selection of full-length films improves, because I am very bored, and would like to watch something that doesn't nauseate me or send me into a state of deeper boredom.

Gay Days

letslookupandsmile's collection of stuff on Flickr is fantastic. Below, a particularly pleasing item.

Unedited 4th grade poetry, by me

Pies

I like pies they look like eyes
When I eat them I get a sweet suprise[sic]
The very minute I am done
I notice that they'res[sic] no more fun

The very next I go out to play
My friend has a pie
I say hey that looks like an eye
A few minutes later we say goodbye.

fin

I briefly made online comic strips.

I used something called stripcreator. There aren't many, and in general I think I find them embarrassing, but I figured I'd post a link to them here because...I am bored. Here they are.

Marc's new post over at Misanthropicity reminded me of a profound personal truth:

I love snails.
Qualification of the above (5/23/09): I love snails, but not to eat.

What the fuck!

Cat Torturing Piano
I did not think your history could get more bizarre or horrible, Germans. It seems I was wrong.